Despite all the advances in technology over the last few millennia there’s one thing that still causes us problems: solar power.
You know what it’s like: you find a nice planet, terraform it and grow from a humble collection of habitation pods to a mighty civilisation. Everything’s going well – until one day the scientists discover your sun is running down. Or even worse, it’s about to go nova. Then you have to evacuate to a new planet and start all over again.
There’s nothing more stressful than moving planet: you’ll be living out of cargo transports for centuries; no matter how well you pack some historic monuments are bound to get broken; and the tea bags always end up buried underneath the heaviest mountains.
Well say goodbye to all that! Our new Solar Recharger can relight any sun on the verge of going out. Not only that but it can also calm a sun about to go nova! All you have to do is put it in orbit at the recommended distance and press the correct button – red to relight, green to calm.
Since the Solar Recharger can harness the energy of nova stage suns and use it to recharge dying ones it needs no batteries! Simply send a small space fleet to the nearest potential nova, stock up on energy and bring it home for your own use. (Please obtain permission from any indigenous race before tapping suns).
So what are you waiting for? Send today for your Solar Recharger and you’ll never have to move planet again.
Please note: No usable serviceable parts inside. Tampering with the unit will void your warranty and much of nearby space.